My head has frozen

Having one of those day. Actually, I seem to have quite a few of them. My attention span is about 30 seconds ...

Anyway, I am so bored I am convinced my head is freezing over. Slow tendrils of ice forming over my cortex, icicles swinging gently from my hypocampus, and my pre-frontal lobes slowly becoming just one great icebloc. Need to do something entertaining to wake up again ... Yet somehow rather than doing anything like setting fire to the carpet and watching my co-workers scramble or seeing how much a 19 inch monitor bounces if dropped from 8 stories, somehow, I am still sitting here, staring at the screen wondering what it would be like to be not bored right now.